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Live your truth, be that little bougie sissy you are just dying to be. Get all three of our super lux bottles at a price thats less than a super tragic 4am Uber ride from a cross-town trick’s house. You better work mama!

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PrEP is a once-daily pill regimen that is 99% effective at preventing HIV. With Mistr you can consult securely online with a licensed physician and complete all required PrEP lab testing at home. Insurance or no insurance, we got you covered. That’s right, your online consultation, labs, STI testing and medication are free.

PrEP - PRESCRIBED ONLINE, DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR.

It’s that tingle down your spine that signals there’s a new girl in town. Her name is Double Scorpio Emerald and she certainly is precious. Formulated with a hint of peppermint and a dash of eucalyptus, our custom blend will delight all of your senses while you clean your nasty VHS tapes. When the hairs on your arm stand erect, you will know this gem is rock solid. Hand-crafted with care in the heart of Texas, anything is possible with Double Scorpio Emerald.

Double Scorpio Emerald

Double Scorpio Gold is our most complex formula yet featuring a Holy Trinity of three isomers. In scientific terms, it means it’s luxury, henney. Gold is scented with papaya essence and comes in a stunning gilded bottle. When you pull this out of your nightstand, everyone in the room will know you mean business.

Double Scorpio Gold

🌈🌈 Double Rainbow 🌈🌈 to help you keep doing all the things the ‘Right’ told us were wrong. Double Rainbow is an iridescent, fragrant blend of fruit, sugar, citrus, and faggotry; specially crafted to help you twirl all summer long.

Double Scorpio Double Rainbow

Grab on to your daddy’s harness because you’re in for the ride of your life.

You’ll be bound and gagged by this enticing mix of leather and tobacco that’ll have your favorite sub crying uncle. This is a perfect blend for boot lickers, butch femmes, and co-dependents everywhere.

Double Scorpio Black

Double Scorpio amber is heavy and ripe right out of the bottle.  The muskiness of frankincense pairs perfectly with earthy sage for an experience that is out of this world.

Double Scorpio Amber

White Gold contains the same complex formula of  Double Scorpio Gold, except this has no fragrance.  Sometimes less is more.

Double Scorpio – White Gold

The Future is Femme.

Rose Gold is here to fill that giant gaping gash that’s in the cleaner market.

This custom made, sexy, hot pink electroplated bottle is fit for any fierce bitch.

Rose gold is formulated with the same premium active ingredients as our other gold labels but scented with a combination of luxurious floral scents. 100% realness here.

Double Scorpio Rose Gold

Our signature Farm to Disco formula.

The tape cleaner that everyone’s gagging about. One application and you’ll see why.

Ethically sourced in Austin, Texas. Engineered by a top biochemist. Double Scorpio Sapphire sits at the juncture between sensuality and science.

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