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Our signature Farm to Disco formula. The tape cleaner that everyone’s gagging about. One application and you’ll see why. Ethically sourced in Austin, Texas. Engineered by a top biochemist. Double Scorpio Sapphire sits at the juncture between sensuality and science.

The Future is Femme. Rose Gold is here to fill that giant gaping gash that’s in the cleaner market. This custom made, sexy, hot pink electroplated bottle is fit for any fierce bitch. Rose gold is formulated with the same premium active ingredients as our other gold labels but scented with a combination of luxurious floral scents. 100% realness here.

White Gold contains the same complex formula of Double Scorpio Gold, except this has no fragrance. Sometimes less is more.

Double Scorpio amber is heavy and ripe right out of the bottle. The muskiness of frankincense pairs perfectly with earthy sage for an experience that is out of this world.

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